I went to a family strokes of porn and I brought a dish of homemade cookies, which I thought was a nice gesture. Little did I know that the whole thing was going to be catered and the people who did bring things tended to bring top-of-the-line stuff. They'd never gone to such extremes before and I didn't think that they would, so I almost ran out and brought something more appropriate. Then, the event organizer say me with the cookies and took them and it was too late. Fortunately, I think that I was the only one who noticed. I hope.

    My buddy was trying forever to fix me up with his girls bestie. I'd hesitated for a long time because she was a fan of ex gf videos. That pretty much ruled out any fun. But I finally caved and agreed to a blind date. I arrived for our date. It was very cold and snowy outside. As we walked to my car she slipped. I grabbed out blindly to stop her from falling and my hand went inside her coat and grabbed her breast. Totally innocent, but she acted like I had tried to rape her. Needless to say we never spoke again.